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Artie Lange
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Estimated net worth
$1M

Quick facts

Born1967

ProfessionScreenwriter

NationalityAmerican

CategoryActors

Background and career

Arthur Steven Lange Jr. (born October 11, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio personality. He is best known for his tenures as a sketch performer on the television series Mad TV from 1995 to 1997 and as the third mic of The Howard Stern Show from 2001 to 2009. Raised in New Jersey, Lange's father was paralyzed in a workplace accident, prompting him to work as a longshoreman and taxi driver to support his family. He debuted as a stand-up comedian in 1987 and turned professional five years later, breaking through at Caroline's on Broadway and developing a storytelling-driven act on the New York City club circuit. In 1995, Lange relocated to Los Angeles to join the inaugural cast of Mad TV. His tenure on the series was severely disrupted by his worsening cocaine dependency, which resulted in a suicide attempt and a subsequent drug-related arrest in 1996 that led to his departure. Following a period of severe depression and development deals with Fox and NBC, comedian Norm Macdonald cast Lange as the co-lead in the comedy film Dirty Work (1998). This exposure secured Lange further television roles, notably as a series regular on Macdonald's ABC sitcom The Norm Show from 1999 to 2001. Lange returned to the East Coast in 2001 to replace Jackie Martling on The Howard Stern Show. During a peak tenure on the program that was periodically disrupted by a severe heroin addiction, he released two comedy albums, co-wrote, produced, and starred in the feature film Artie Lange's Beer League (2006), and authored his first book, Too Fat to Fish (2008), which debuted at number one on The New York Times Best Seller list. Following an impaired live broadcast in December 2009, Lange was placed on an indefinite leave of absence, marking his permanent departure from Stern's show. His career was further disrupted in early 2010 by a severe suicide attempt that resulted in a lengthy psychiatric and rehabilitation stay. Upon his recovery, Lange returned to broadcast media, hosting several independent radio programs and podcasts—including The Nick & Artie Show and The Artie Quitter Podcast—and co-starring in the HBO comedy series Crashing. He also authored two subsequent memoirs detailing his struggles with substance abuse: Crash and Burn (2013) and Wanna Bet? (2018). Following a series of drug-related arrests and court-mandated treatment between 2018 and 2019, Lange achieved sobriety and briefly resumed stand-up before entering a permanent retirement from entertainment in February 2022.

Lange was born on October 11, 1967, in Livingston, New Jersey, and was raised with his sister, Stacy, in Union Township, Union County. His mother, Judy (née Caprio), of Italian descent, was a housewife, while his father, Arthur Lange Sr., of German and Native American descent, was a general contractor who installed television antennas. Two weeks after Lange's birth, his father went on trial for keeping $200,000 in counterfeit money for a loan shark, but was spared jail time out of the court's sympathy for his young son. Though raised believing his father was entirely of German descent, a 2003 DNA test later revealed that Lange is approximately twenty-five percent Native American. Lange attended Union High School, during which he played baseball and became an all-county third baseman. His poor grades required him to attend summer school in order to graduate. In August 1985, shortly before entering college, Lange was arrested for an attempted bank robbery after a flirtatious prank went wrong. In an attempt to impress his girlfriend, he passed a bank teller a note demanding $50,000 and claiming he was armed. When he realized the teller was taking the threat seriously, Lange aborted the attempt and claimed it was a joke; however, the teller had already triggered a silent alarm. His charge was reduced to disorderly conduct, which required Lange to pay $500 in court fees and complete 25 hours of community service in March 1986. As part of his probation, Lange later attended the Connecticut School of Broadcasting from March to June 1987. In the autumn of 1985, Lange gained admission to Seton Hall University in New Jersey using a connection his uncle had with an employee of the admissions department. In one early assignment, he received an A grade for a presentation he made, telling stories about his friends and family to the class, later recalling, "It was the first time I got a bunch of laughs in front of a crowd of total strangers and it felt amazing to get that reaction from people." After four weeks, however, Lange had become bored of studying and began to think of ways to quit. His plans changed drastically on October 18, 1985, when his father fell off a ladder while installing an antenna and broke his back, becoming a quadriplegic. Money soon became an issue in the family; Lange spent a short time installing antennas and his mother became a secretary. To make ends meet, the family took out a second mortgage, while Medicaid paid for a nurse eight hours a day. When his mother returned from working as a secretary all day, she acted as the primary caretaker, setting her alarm clock throughout the night to turn Arthur Sr. so he wouldn't get bedsores. In 1987, the family contacted celebrities asking them to donate items for auction. Radio personality Howard Stern, the only one to respond, sent them an autographed jacket and joked on the air, "Does this guy think that if he puts the jacket on he's going to walk again?"—a remark that both Lange and his father found humorous. Lange's father died from complications of an infection in 1990.

Lange cites Richard Pryor, Richard Lewis, and George Carlin as early comedy influences. On July 12, 1987, at nineteen years old, Lange performed his first stand-up comedy routine at The Improv in Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan. He later recalled the experience: "I bombed for five minutes. Everyone thinks that they can do better. I was unprepared, I mumbled, and I forgot stuff. But I'm proud that I did it." Following this performance, he stepped away from stand-up for four years. In the spring of 1988, Lange took acting classes for three weeks under Sandy Dennis at HB Studio on Bank Street in Greenwich Village, but he withdrew after he could no longer afford the tuition fee. To help financially support his family, Lange secured employment as a longshoreman at Port Newark in February 1991, loading cargo ships at an orange juice pier and earning approximately $60,000 that year. Driven by his desire to enter show business and recognizing that stand-up performances were financially accessible compared to acting courses, Lange resigned from his longshoreman job in September 1992. He allotted himself a one-year timeframe to achieve professional success in stand-up comedy. While pursuing comedy full-time, Lange earned a steady income driving a taxi cab in New York City, utilizing the flexible hours to perform at local venues between driving shifts. His first paid performance occurred at the United States Merchant Marine Academy in Kings Point, New York, for which he received $30. Later in 1992, he secured status as a paid regular comic at Stand Up NY in Manhattan, and subsequently at Comic Strip Live, where he regularly performed 20-minute routines from Tuesday through Saturday evenings. Within a year of his professional stand-up pivot, Lange expanded into acting, landing a role in a regional dinner theater production of Tony n' Tina's Wedding that toured various restaurants and catering halls across New Jersey. He concurrently co-formed "Live on Tape", an improv troupe that achieved multiple sold-out performances at Caroline's on Broadway. The mainstream visibility of these shows led to a representation contract with the William Morris Agency, where Lange was paired with talent manager Peter Principato, initiating a ten-year professional partnership. This representation yielded supplemental commercial acting opportunities that Lange considered a significant professional advancement, including a prominent voiceover role for Foot Locker that qualified him for membership in the AFTRA union. Amidst this rapid career growth, Lange developed a severe dependence on cocaine and alcohol.

At age twenty-seven, Lange was selected as one of eight initial cast members for the sketch comedy series Mad TV, chosen from a pool of approximately eight thousand applicants. He relocated to Los Angeles in May 1995 to film the television pilot, which was subsequently greenlit by the Fox network. Lange moved permanently to Los Angeles two months later for production on the first season. The role provided him with a substantial signing bonus and a salary of $7,500 per episode, which escalated his severe cocaine dependency; during this period, Lange recalled using the drug heavily. In November 1995, after nine episodes had been filmed, Lange attempted suicide after exhausting his supply of cocaine, consuming whiskey alongside various pills and leaving a suicide note for his mother and sister. He later stated that he had been entirely intent on dying. He was discovered by his Mad TV co-stars and admitted to an intensive care unit. Following the incident, Lange returned to New Jersey to complete a rehabilitation and counseling program. Upon completing treatment, he developed a new 45-minute stand-up set and leveraged his television profile to headline performances at comedy clubs across New York City, which he supplemented with commercial voiceover work. In January 1996, Lange returned to Los Angeles to complete the remainder of the first season. Series producer Quincy Jones supported Lange's recovery and provided his private jet for transport. Lange's performance stabilized, and he later evaluated his work in these episodes as his strongest output in sketch comedy, highlighted by the creation of his recurring character, White Mama. In mid-1996, Lange secured his first major feature film role in the independent production Puppet, starring Rebecca Gayheart and Fred Weller. Lange later noted that he never viewed the final film, as it did not receive a wide commercial release. Production for the second season of Mad TV commenced in August 1996. Two months later, Lange relapsed and resumed using cocaine. His tenure on the series ended in November 1996 after his agent, castmates, and crew members attempted an intervention. The incident was precipitated by Lange losing a $15,000 bet on the Mike Tyson vs. Evander Holyfield boxing match, after which he arrived at rehearsals under the influence of cocaine. Lange fled the studio lot, prompting a physical pursuit by his colleagues through nearby streets. The episode culminated in his arrest in a supermarket parking lot, after which he served a brief sentence at the Los Angeles County Jail. The criminal case was ultimately never tried in court. While incarcerated, Lange received a voicemail message from director Cameron Crowe informing him that his appearance alongside Tom Cruise and Kelly Preston in the film Jerry Maguire had been omitted from the final cut. Following his release from jail, Lange returned to New Jersey in January 1997 and spent a brief period inside a psychiatric hospital, a timeframe he described as the most depressing period of his life. He subsequently relapsed into a severe clinical depression. After Mad TV producers urged him to complete formal medical treatment, Lange spent two months at the Honesty House rehabilitation center in Stirling, New Jersey. Fox executives opted not to renew his contract for the show's third season, though Lange later returned to make special guest appearances during the fifth, tenth, and fourteenth seasons.

In 1997, Lange left rehabilitation and resumed performing stand-up comedy in New York City. His clinical depression began to subside after he was invited to audition for two network television sitcoms, an opportunity he noted significantly renewed his professional confidence. During these network negotiations, Lange was contacted by comedian and actor Norm Macdonald, who invited him to audition for the co-lead role in his comedy buddy film Dirty Work (1998), directed by Bob Saget. Macdonald had been unable to find a suitable actor for the part until he happened to view an episode of Mad TV, where he observed Lange delivering an out-of-character monologue; Macdonald found the performance humorous and remarked that Lange possessed a distinct melancholy reminiscent of comedian John Belushi. Macdonald considered Lange's initial script reading to be exceptional, securing him the role. However, to clear him for production, MGM required Lange to present an official approval report from his New Jersey rehabilitation facility, an administrative obstacle Lange resolved by making a $1,500 private donation to the center. Filming took place over a two-month period in Toronto. To promote the film, Lange made his debut guest appearance on The Howard Stern Show alongside Macdonald on January 8, 1998. The pair returned to the program later that year, and made two subsequent appearances in 1999. Lange credited Macdonald and Saget with rejuvenating his career after the mainstream exposure from Dirty Work generated multiple film and television offers. Following the conclusion of filming, various network executives and production heads expressed interest in hiring Lange. A competitive bidding war ensued among major networks, involving meetings with executives including Warren Littlefield of NBC and Peter Roth of Fox. With representation from the William Morris Agency, Lange signed a $750,000 development deal with Fox in late 1997, an increase from an initial $250,000 offer, which enabled him to alleviate his mother's outstanding financial debts. Although Fox did not greenlight any of Lange's series pitches, he supported himself financially by performing at comedy clubs throughout Los Angeles. In April 1998, Lange co-wrote and starred in a television pilot titled The King of New York, which featured Luis Guzmán in the cast; however, Lange felt the project was rushed into production by the network at the last minute, which compromised its overall quality. Weeks later, Lange signed a second development deal, securing a $350,000 contract with NBC. Between 1999 and 2000, Lange secured minor roles in several feature films, including Mystery Men, The Bachelor, The 4th Floor, and Lost & Found, while concurrently touring as the opening stand-up act for Macdonald. In 1999, Lange joined the cast of Macdonald's sitcom The Norm Show during its second season, portraying Macdonald's half-brother, Artie. Lange remained with the series until its cancellation in 2001 after three seasons. While he achieved substantial financial success during this period—earning $35,000 per episode and residing in a $4,000-a-month condominium in Beverly Hills—Lange later noted that he felt creatively unfulfilled by the program's conventional writing style. In 2014, Lange stated that this creative frustration motivated him to pursue stand-up comedy with greater intensity, allowing him to mature artistically by integrating darker, edgier material into his live act.

In March 2001, comedian and writer Jackie Martling departed The Howard Stern Show. In response, Stern announced the "Win Jackie's Money" contest, inviting several comedians to audition for the vacant position by sitting in on live broadcasts. Having been introduced to the program in 1982 by his father, Lange had developed an immense appreciation for the show's staff and on-air dynamics. Regarding his invitation to participate, Lange recalled telling his manager that while he might not be the most talented applicant in the group, he was guaranteed to be the biggest fan. Following the cancellation of The Norm Show in April 2001, Lange returned to New Jersey and appeared as a guest host on several broadcasts between May and October 2001. Though Lange initially believed he had jeopardized his chances because the written jokes he submitted for Stern were not utilized, the producers instead decided to keep his microphone active continuously, instructing him to contribute naturally as himself. Lange quickly established a strong rapport with Stern, the production staff, and the listening audience. Media commentators noted his appeal, with one reporter crediting his relatable demeanor, and another describing him as a comic Everyman who articulated what the home audience was thinking. Although Lange was prepared to relocate to Los Angeles if he was not selected, he accepted a full-time contract to join the program, characterizing the career opportunity as a major blessing. Following his hiring, Lange's comedy career expanded into larger performance venues alongside new film and television opportunities. He signed with the United Talent Agency in June 2002. Around this time, Lange collaborated with writer and producer Sam Simon on a comedy pilot for DreamWorks intended to broadcast on NBC, though the project did not progress to a full series. In September 2003, Lange secured a one-year talent holding deal with ABC and Touchstone Television. When Stern announced his upcoming transition from terrestrial broadcasting to Sirius Satellite Radio in late 2004, Infinity Broadcasting offered Lange a four-year, $20 million contract to remain at WXRK and replace Stern as the morning host, with Gary Dell'Abate remaining as producer. Both Lange and Dell'Abate rejected the offer to stay with the program during its syndication move to satellite radio. On December 13, 2004, Lange released his debut stand-up comedy DVD, It's the Whiskey Talkin', which consisted of a 45-minute set recorded at the Tempe Improv in Tempe, Arizona, during a phase of his career when he was focused heavily on touring comedy clubs. Lange later reflected positively on the production, noting that a major distributor handled the release and that it was well received by consumers. Following the DVD's retail release in February 2005, Lange maintained a demanding professional schedule for six months to promote the project, appearing on The Howard Stern Show on weekday mornings while performing stand-up routines nationwide on weekends. In March 2005, Lange signed an agreement with Ckrush Entertainment to star in and executive produce his own comedy feature film, Artie Lange's Beer League. The project originated in 2001, when Lange began developing a screenplay with director and producer Frank Sebastiano based on Game Day, a 17-minute short film Lange had written, funded, and starred in during the previous year. The script was completed by 2002, and Ckrush subsequently agreed to finance the film with a $2.5 million budget. The pressure of developing the production while simultaneously touring for weekend stand-up engagements severely impacted Lange's health, causing him to abuse alcohol and develop a heavy dependency on prescription painkillers. While attempting to manage withdrawal symptoms during a comedy gig, Lange instead purchased heroin, initiating a severe substance addiction that lasted from March to June 2005 and caused him to miss cast auditions and pre-production meetings. In June 2005, Lange took a four-day absence from The Howard Stern Show to undergo acute withdrawal at home, generating significant concern regarding a potential drug relapse from his family and radio colleagues. After Sebastiano and the production staff threatened to cancel the film unless he appeared, Lange was prescribed Subutex by a physician, allowing him to stabilize and resume his professional commitments. On the air, Lange initially attributed his absence to an illness brought on by excessive drinking. Principal photography was completed in July 2005, finishing on schedule and within budget. Beer League premiered on September 13, 2006, at the Ziegfeld Theatre before entering a limited theatrical release across North America. To promote the feature, Lange completed a stand-up comedy tour highlighted by a performance at Carnegie Hall that sold out in under three hours. He later disclosed the true nature of his 2005 addiction crisis and absence during a live broadcast with Stern on September 21, 2006.

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