Celebrity net worth, reported honestly — figures, sources and the stories behind the money.

Augusten Burroughs Net Worth

Writer · More Stars

Augusten Burroughs
Photo: David Shankbone · Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 3.0
Net Worth · StarWorth Figure
$5M
Source: Celebrity Net Worth (October 2026) · USD · Last updated 28 October 2026

Quick facts

Born1965

ProfessionWriter

NationalityAmerican

CategoryMore Stars

Background and career

Augusten Xon Burroughs (born Christopher Richter Robison, October 23, 1965) is an American writer best known for his New York Times bestselling memoir Running with Scissors (2002).

Christopher Richter Robison was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the younger of two sons of poet Margaret Robison and John G. Robison, former head of the philosophy department at the University of Massachusetts Amherst. He is eight years younger than his brother, fellow memoirist John Elder Robison. He was raised in various towns in Massachusetts, including Shutesbury, Amherst, and Northampton. His older brother had already escaped the unstable home before their parents divorced on July 29, 1978. His mother then sent the 12-year-old Christopher to live with the family of her psychiatrist, Dr. Rodolph Harvey Turcotte, whose ever-changing collection of children, adopted children and patients lived in a large ramshackle property in Northampton. Robison's mother assigned legal guardianship to Turcotte, who believed that children became adults at 13. A few months after Robison moved in, Turcotte allowed him to drop out of sixth grade.

Robison obtained a GED at age 17. At age 18, living on his own in Boston, he legally changed his name to Augusten Xon Burroughs. He later enrolled at Holyoke Community College in Holyoke, Massachusetts, as a pre-med student, dropping out before the end of the first semester. He decided to settle in New York City and worked for a Manhattan-based advertising company. In 1996, he sought treatment for alcoholism at a rehabilitation center in Minnesota before returning to Manhattan. Some of Burroughs' childhood experiences were chronicled in his successful first memoir, Running with Scissors (2002), which was later made into a film by the same name.

In addition to Scissors, Burroughs penned a second memoir, Dry (2003), about his experience during and after treatment for alcoholism. It was followed by two collections of memoir essays, Magical Thinking (2003) and Possible Side Effects (2006). His first novel, Sellevision, was published in 2000. Burroughs' writing focuses on subjects such as advertising, psychiatrists, religious families, and home shopping networks. It has appeared in publications such as The New York Times, House & Garden, BlackBook, New York, The Times, Bark, Attitude, and Out. Burroughs writes a monthly column for Details. Early in his career, he was a regular commentator on National Public Radio's Morning Edition. In 2005, Universal Studios and Red Wagon Productions bought the rights to a film based on a then-unreleased memoir about Burroughs' relationship with his father. The book, called A Wolf at the Table, was released on April 29, 2008. In October 2009, Burroughs released You Better Not Cry: Stories for Christmas, a book of short Christmas stories based on true events that occurred during his childhood. In 2012, Burroughs released This Is How, a book of advice and memoirs. In 2016, Burroughs released Lust & Wonder: A Memoir, a memoir about his life after rehab, and his relationships prior to and leading to his husband, Schelling. Burroughs released Toil & Trouble: A Memoir, in October 2019. The work details his experience coming out as "a witch" and moving from his apartment in New York City into a mansion in Connecticut with his husband. The above books were published by St. Martin's Press and Picador. He published a children's book in 2023, My Little Thief, which was illustrated by Bonnie Lui and published by Christy Ottaviano Books.

In a January 2005 interview, reflecting on his life with his then partner, graphic designer Dennis Pilsits, Burroughs said paying tax should allow same-sex couples full legal entitlements:

That's what gay people need to be allowed to do – get married. Not have domestic partnerships; that's not acceptable. I don't believe for a moment [gay marriage] would destroy the sanctity of marriage. But let's just say for a moment that it does. Well, then the sanctity of marriage just has to be destroyed. It's just too bad. You can't have one set of benefits and only give them to some of the people. Burroughs divides time between New York City and Amherst, Massachusetts. On April 1, 2013, Burroughs married his longtime agent and companion Christopher Schelling at the Staten Island Borough Hall of New York City. Burroughs has been profiled in People, The Guardian, and Entertainment Weekly, where he ranked 15 on the 2005 list of "The 25 Funniest People in America" and was named to the magazine's "It List". Burroughs was presented with a special Trustee Award at the Lambda Literary Awards in 2013. In 2024, Burroughs, Schelling, and their friend Shari Sirkin opened The Shiny Black Door, a store in Northampton offering unique items such as rare manuscripts, fine jewelry, and works from renowned artists and photographers.

Sources

Net-worth figure: Celebrity Net Worth (October 2026), in USD. Biography and career facts: the person's Wikipedia article and linked reporting. Snapshot date for all StarWorth figures: 28 October 2026.

See something wrong? StarWorth corrects profiles when readers flag an error. Send corrections with a source link to [email protected].

Related profiles

Vlad Tenev
Photo: Pierce Larick · Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA 4.0
More Stars

Vlad Tenev

$650B

Entrepreneur

Mansa Musa
Photo: attributed to Abraham Cresques · Wikimedia Commons · Public domain
More Stars

Mansa Musa

$400B

Mansa

Alan Rufus
Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author · Wikimedia Commons · Public domain
More Stars

Alan Rufus

$180B

Feudatory

Alexander Turney Stewart
Photo: Unknown authorUnknown author · Wikimedia Commons · Public domain
More Stars

Alexander Turney Stewart

$90B

Entrepreneur

← Back to the directory · More More Stars